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I May Not Be Totally Perfect But Parts of Me Are Excellent. Unisex T-Shirt

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A fun and humorous, and witty t-shirt for the discerning person.

This t-shirt design features one of Ashleigh Brilliant's most famous epigrams. An epigram is a brief, interesting, memorable, and sometimes surprising or satirical statement (Wikipedia). Dr. Brilliant uses only 17 words in most of his epigrams.

Dr. Ashleigh Brilliant is an author and syndicated cartoonist. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, a postcard containing an illustration, and one of his epigrams. Dr. Brilliant has authored about 10,000 epigrams. The Wall Street Journal described him in a 1992 profile as "history's only full time, professional published epigrammatist". (Wikipedia).

This design is © Ashleigh Brilliant and used with special permission.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

 

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USA Continental flat rate $4.95

USA NonContinental flat rate $9.95

International flat rate $9.95

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Delivery

Shipped from USA to a USA address up to 10 business days

Shipped from INTL to USA up to 25 business days

Shipped from INTL to INTL up to 25 business days

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*Conditions apply. Please read our Refund Policy.

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A fun and humorous, and witty t-shirt for the discerning person.

This t-shirt design features one of Ashleigh Brilliant's most famous epigrams. An epigram is a brief, interesting, memorable, and sometimes surprising or satirical statement (Wikipedia). Dr. Brilliant uses only 17 words in most of his epigrams.

Dr. Ashleigh Brilliant is an author and syndicated cartoonist. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, a postcard containing an illustration, and one of his epigrams. Dr. Brilliant has authored about 10,000 epigrams. The Wall Street Journal described him in a 1992 profile as "history's only full time, professional published epigrammatist". (Wikipedia).

This design is © Ashleigh Brilliant and used with special permission.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30

 

Customize and Personalize

Customize any product with cool designs, photos, or logos to create that special gift or showcase your brand.

Just send an email to support@spiffic.com and let us know how you would like a product customized or personalized. We will get back to you within 24 hours and let you know if we can help you get what you want.

Shipping & Delivery

Processing and Delivery

We aim to deliver to you as quickly as possible.

Shipping

Shipping rates are as follows:

USA Continental flat rate $4.95

USA NonContinental flat rate $9.95

International flat rate $9.95

If an item is offered with Free post and packing it will be shown in the product description.

Delivery

Shipped from USA to a USA address up to 10 business days

Shipped from INTL to USA up to 25 business days

Shipped from INTL to INTL up to 25 business days

Shipping times are estimates and shipping may vary depending upon our supplier, the carrier, or the circumstance. Please read our Shipping Policy

Why Buy From Us?

5 Great Reasons to Buy From Us

  1. 1. We search the world for quality, innovative, and good value products for you
  2. 2. We are a certified Trusted Site and your transactions are 100% safe with us
  3. 3. You have our 'No Worries' cancellation option. This means that if you change your mind then you can cancel your order anytime before your product is shipped*
  4. 4. You have our unique ‘Delivered on Time, or it's FREE’ policy*. This means that if your order is undelivered beyond a certain deadline, then you will not only receive a full refund but you will also get to keep the product for FREE if it ever arrives!
  5. 5. If it's our fault we will fix it! We will give you a refund or replacement if we are at fault.
*Conditions apply. Please read our Refund Policy.

Other Great Reasons to Buy From us

  • We will always try to help you find a solution to any issue you may have
  • We will always give you our best service
  • We are a trustworthy, honest, family business

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